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November 6th, 2011
06:47 pm
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Christians against the redistribution of wealth and other things I don't get
So... where's the part of the Bible where it says "thou shalt not tax me for working hard" or "blessed are the poor, for they have an extra-special opportunity to work harder", or whatever it is that correlates so strongly with fundamentalism? I'm really confused.

Like, Jesus told everyone to sell their shit and give to the poor or whatever, but that's only because he wants everyone to have the opportunity to go to Hell if they so choose; it's not that he wants wealth distribution to actually happen, because then he would've said explicitly that governments are supposed to provide health care and food and stuff? Or maybe it's a metaphor or something, idk.

I mean, if Christianity is really planning on housing and feeding and caring for everyone, they should fucking do it already instead of shrieking that the government might take away their opportunity to do it voluntarily. Until then, I'm just going to assume that voluntarism is just not going to fucking cut it. Me, I'm fine with taking a progressive-schemed pay cut as long as it's being used to pay someone halfway-competent to sort that shit out.

(Like Christians are really against the use of "force"... the conservatives are all about corporal punishment more than anyone else, and apparently their model of True Love is "worship me or burn in Hell, literally". But yeah, just keep on celebrating your right to work 70 hours a week while slowly dying from cancer, you fucking psychos. Maybe when minimum wage is abolished, we can double that. I bet you'd love that.)

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October 28th, 2011
09:36 am
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UPDATE
Howiedanja does not appreciate shenanigans with his Duke Ellington. :(

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October 26th, 2011
11:11 pm
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This week in trolling


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRbEhLj540

"Kind of like an acoustic Justin Bieber with a bit of swing to it, only a lot older, black, and plays piano instead of singing. And uses unresolved flatted 9ths a lot more."

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October 24th, 2011
09:18 am
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Pancake Town




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September 15th, 2011
08:55 pm
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So... is there something about a degree and a job and a girlfriend and a needy dog that makes you not LJ as much anymore?

Or maybe it's Facebook?

I don't know. Time, bleh. I don't like how it works. Why don't I care about LJ like I used to? WHYYY?

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June 19th, 2011
04:20 pm
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Anomenous Lexicorequisitor 8
The inexplicable inability to hate Paul McCartney no matter how much talent he loses and no matter how much he keeps touring anyway.

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02:11 pm
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What If a Car
What if a car was more than a car?

What if a car...

...was always there when you needed it?
...had your back in a fight?
...was a shoulder to cry on?
...never judged you?
...helped you through hard times?
...understood your problems like no one else?
...was man's best friend?

Would you think again about your car?

What if a car didn't just get you from A to B?
What if a car could get you from Apathy to Bliss?

What if a car wasn't just your means of transportation?
What if a car... was the destination?

What if a car didn't just take you to the movies?
What if a car went to the movies with you?

What if a car never betrayed you?

What if a car never gave you the cold shoulder? Never rejected your hugs?

What if a car never stopped calling you daddy?

What if a car never moved away, stopped returning your phone calls?

What if a car never cheated on you, never thought about anyone else?

What if you didn't just fuck in the back seat of a car?
What if you could fuck the back seat itself? Would you still bother with women?

What if a car could do all that and more?

What if a car was all that you needed?

You may have a car that you can depend on.
But do you have a car you can believe in?

Maybe it's time that you thought again... about your car.

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June 17th, 2011
10:12 pm
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Ugh. Moving sucks.

Also, apparently my teeth are in bad shape but I had to be on a plane to feel it. I'm not covered at the moment, but I kind of want to get that checked out on Monday anyway. But I don't even have a preferred dentist in this state.

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May 16th, 2011
01:54 pm
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LJ friendback extravaganza!
I don't use LJ as much as I used to, what with Facebook being sort of like a blog except people I know in real life are silently horrified by what I have to say from time to time (or so I can only suspect since 90% of them never comment on politics or religion but spam the hell out of the "like" button when I post something about puppies).

Anyway... to rejuvinate LJ a little, I'm friending back some people I only vaguely know anything about at all and can't remember anything we've actually talked about before, but maybe you were seemed sort of ok but man time flies and I don't even know.

Don't make me regret it. Say hi or something.

LJ is sort of better than Facebook, except no one uses it. So I don't know what that's all about, but it is what it is.

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01:45 pm
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The best thing about being 28 is not being even the least bit fooled by the "I'm the grownup" argument anymore. You can't really see all the way through it like glass until your mid-20s.

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