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May 23rd, 2012
12:37 am
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Battleship - the Disappointment
I'm disappointed that Battleship was made into a movie and Joseph Heller wasn't brought back from the dead to write the script.

"E6 is a miss. Awaiting orders."

"Launch missiles at B6. We're bound to hit their aircraft carrier eventually."

"...we hit a civilian fishing boat, sir."

"How many missiles does it take to sink one of those?"

"But sir, it's a civilian fishing boat, sir!"

"But how many missiles does it take?"

"Just one, sir. We sunk it."

"Excellent! Fire at F2."

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March 27th, 2012
11:29 pm
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Moth wants YOU to vote RIGHT NOW
Sweet, I got +18ed on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=m9yKVf4ZzvogQUB7Xni8D5wGICL8ktRThOpIZK7-7ys

Look, I don't think I've ever done this before, but... I'm asking LJ for a favor. Please don't let it stop there. I want to be in the top two. I really hate the #1 comment - "This is every mans anthem! Thumbs up if you think so to." - I want it downvoted out of the top two while we're at it.

DO IT TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER FOR ATTRACTIVE WOMEN or something.

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March 26th, 2012
06:26 pm
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Ok, this one's a little better. This has also been going around the internet.



This is why ages 15-25 or something like that are pretty bad. I actually didn't spend any time there, really, because I was more of an acquaintance zone kinda shlong. But the state of mind is close enough that I can get the idea.

The video is more good advice than bad, but there's too much* emphasis on how "exiting the friend zone" in one of two healthy ways could potentially lead to eventually hooking up. While this is sort of true in some cases, attempting to string it all together like that is sort of about the same thing as lapsing back into "friend zone" behavior in the first place.

* - Any emphasis whatsoever is too much. It still could have been brought up maybe, but only with a mega disclaimer that actually building a strategy out of a hypothetical like that is, like, super-duper mega backfire territory.

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02:57 am
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In which Moth fails to be moved by the Friend Zone Anthem


So... maybe this guy should try asking out someone he actually likes sometime. It's a nice thought, anyway. I might've thrown up a little when I figured out that you're supposed to sympathize with him, though.

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March 23rd, 2012
06:38 pm
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If you want to make me happy...
Put these pictures:


...to this music:


and post it on YouTube. Dynamic zoom ins and switching pictures around and stuff and all that.

There's no way you're that bored, though.

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06:30 pm
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Facebook knew about this three months ago. Sorry.
Go look. There's a ton of stuff to catch up on. I'm available for questions.

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March 6th, 2012
01:49 am
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DRINKING GAMES FOR NON-DRINKERS, Episode 1
Watch the Rocky trilogy. Every time Rocky blocks a punch, drink.

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March 4th, 2012
09:44 pm
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Pronunciation manual ftw

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March 3rd, 2012
04:47 am
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Hello. I like my ex very much. How do you feel about your ex, exes, or someone else who isn't an ex, should there happen to not be any exes?

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February 10th, 2012
09:15 pm
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For the record - Pre-Diablo 3 edition
I think Tyrael is going to turn out to be a traitor.

In Diablo 2, basically he acted all high-and-mighty, but mostly shlonged around and showed up to everything just barely late enough to not do anything useful. Then he's all like, "oh look, I have to destroy the Worldstone, can't save it, nope, sorry. But it's for your own good!" And Mala is all like, "Oh, well, if Tyrael says so, then it must be the case; he's Tyrael, after all, you know."

Yeah right. I'm not turning my back on that fucker at all ever when that game comes out.

UNRELATED: So, how's LJ doing? I don't really do LJ much lately, do I?

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